Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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