Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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