can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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