i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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