butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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