Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I love black thongs
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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