woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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