where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
