We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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