come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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