The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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