dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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