I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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