There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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