You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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