why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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