I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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