were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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