Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Randomize
