i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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