508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
