I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no, he came in my armpit
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He's a Shit stain on my heart
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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