We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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