Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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