Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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