And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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