this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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