Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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