Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
This is the high leading the old right now
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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