its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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