and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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