Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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