Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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