Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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