Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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