and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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