okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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