I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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