You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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