haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Jerry, you need to find god
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
