I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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