READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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