Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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