I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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