He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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