North Korea, Best Korea!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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