she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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