dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
