okay pat passed out under dana's car
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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