It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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