i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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