oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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